This weekend I watched three rather shite films, simply because I was too exhausted for anything else.
1. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Dead man not taking souls back to heaven, alive man wants to be immortal, some heart needs to be stabbed, a goddess of the sea loves the dead man, a girl loves a boy, boy betrays her, big storm happens, some pirates have a secret club, some people like Jack, others don’t, there’s a compass that doesn’t work, girl’s dad dies, the boat has to go upside down, posh english men want to stab the heart, lots of boats fight each other and a dad sacrifices himself for son.
Confusing, too long and not even a Keith Richards cameo kept me interested.
2. Run Fatboy Run
Simon Pegge tries to win back his ex by running the London Marathon. He succeeds. Her areshole boyf doesn’t.
Predictable and just not funny, I’m guessing that Pegge had nothing to do with the writing on it, or it would have been miles better.
3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Turtles fight stone army and monsters who both plan to take over world. Turtles win.
Good, only because it is about 20 minutes long. I missed the brain in the belly character though – where did he go?
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