Big Yellow Tutu

August 10, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — helenium @ 11:03 am

EDIT – Just as I posted this, the BBC rewrote and reposted it. Spoil sports.

The BBC is taking the bomb threats seriously, that’s why they seem to have employed a pre-GCSE student in their ‘security correspondent’ role…

The highlights are…

It’s a reflection of just how seriously this was believed to be.

They weren’t just talking about doing something, there were signs they were actually going to do it – to carry it out.

That’s why a lot of security measures are being taken.

This is because intelligence experts fear there may be others still at large.

What makes these quotes all the better is that they are entire paragraphs. Remember: this is the BBC’s security expert. Oh dear god.


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