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		<title>My Famous Friend</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Rick is incredibly camp. Something I tried to ignore when we dated. He has been on tour with Michael McIntyre for the past few months, getting porky and doing some porking. Here he is, mincing about backstage. According to Rick, this video has been so popular he now has his own groupies who hang out [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=helenium.wordpress.com&blog=3546649&post=705&subd=helenium&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Heads and hearts</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yet more Tour De Force amazingness. Heart heart heart heart. Swoon swoon swoon swoon.

The Saviour Headpiece is my fave. Stunning.
xx
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		<title>Gee whizz Giles</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh santa please, I&#8217;ve been so very, very good this year&#8230;
This is from the Giles Deacon SS10 collection, most of which is utter chavvy rubbish but this little lovely is just perfect. The big skirt, the ruffles, the colour, the sci fi corset; if it could make martinis I think I&#8217;d marry it.
xx
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		<title>Mary River Turtle</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The cutest thing in the world. The Mary River Turtle. That&#8217;s algae on his head. Love it. He&#8217;s endangered, the poor lad. A dam might be built that would flood the waters he paddles in. Noooo!

xx
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		<title>Happy happy happy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today is brilliant. The weekend was brilliant. Here, have a baby elephant dancing while playing harmonica.

xx
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		<title>Falmouth Fun</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This blog used to be more of a diary. I keep meaning to head back in that direction, but I get easily distracted by posting about the shiny things that I want to buy.
So&#8230; last weekend a bunch of us went down to Falmouth for the Ale Festival. Suuucccchhh fun! Four days of solid boozing. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=helenium.wordpress.com&blog=3546649&post=684&subd=helenium&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Brrrmmm</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One day I&#8217;ll have ten thousand children. No time soon though. Argh, no. But when I finally get round to popping some out they&#8217;re definitely gonna have these&#8230; and yes, I do know that scooters are dangerous and that encouraging them to drive one is probably massively irresponsible. Oh well. They&#8217;d look super cute while [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=helenium.wordpress.com&blog=3546649&post=678&subd=helenium&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>LED eyelashes!!!!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Wow. Wow. Wow. And some more. Wow. Wow. Wow. LED eyelashes! They have a little tilt sensor in them to turn on and off as you raise your head up and down. Amazing. I wish I lived in Japan.

xx
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		<title>Bum love</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I went skiing at the start of the year. I was fucking terrible at it. I could never get the hang of travelling, turning, standing up, stopping&#8230; it was all inpossible. I think these shorts might be my saviour. I am more than happy to slide down the hill on my bum while all my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=helenium.wordpress.com&blog=3546649&post=672&subd=helenium&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Warm hands</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I did a massive clear out of my RSS reader this morning, so I&#8217;m about to do about a zillion posts on things I want to own. Most of it is from LikeCool, because they&#8217;re ace. Hello my Lurking Future Millionaire Husband, think of this as my Christmas present list please.
First up, a jumper with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=helenium.wordpress.com&blog=3546649&post=669&subd=helenium&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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